Sketchy Wheels

Yes, I drew this for fun, but it also could serve as a public service announcement—if your bike wheels look like this, just walk. Take the bus. Stay home. It’s not worth risking your life to ride a bike with clearly terribly defective wheels. Seriously, look at them! They’re all over the place. What a mess.

Anyway, always wear your helmet and lots and lots of Spandex, too.